New York Falls Silent: When Was the Last Time Anyone Wrote an Article Around Here?

In a stunning development that has left this reporter utterly baffled, the lower environment's homepage stands eerily silent today. Where headlines of office leases and industrial acquisitions once filled the page, there now sits only whitespace, a digital tumbleweed rolling through the homepage. Sources close to the development team have confirmed that yes, it's the lower environment, no one writes articles here.